1. 23:25 2nd Sep 2014

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    Reblogged from asianmaid

    zerostatereflex:

    Fertilization

    A beautifully done animation on how you became you.

    See the full video here as I left out some really cool parts.

    From 300 or so million down to ONE.

    YOU. MADE. IT.

    Edit:
    Let’s think about this for a moment. The US population is roughly 330 million human beings. For the purposes of demonstration, take almost the ENTIRE POPULATION OF THE US and put them on the west coast, packed as tightly as possible. You’re just chillin, somewhere south of Pasadena let’s say, trying to get free, sweating and hungry with a desire you’ve never experienced before. You know you’re going to die though you think you’ll be the one to make it.

    Then like the ULTIMATE hunger games of GENETIC WIN you traverse across the country desperately trying to get to the goal with absolute disregard for the other 299 million people. Your mom, dad, brother, sister, grandma, everyone you’ve ever known dies. You somehow get to the end. Where you bust through a gated base only to be sealed in and combined with another human to make a brand NEW human.

    300,000,000 and you’re the only survivor. And your prize is to essentially die and reconstitute into a new being.

    That’s awesome.

     
  2. 23:18

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    Reblogged from coolalgebra

    siderealscion:

    mALEFISHIENT, MARK

    ive been meaning to make work-related comics forever, so enjoy some choice movie title bastardizations.

    (these all actually, seriously, happened, with no humor or awareness on the part of the customer at the time as far as I could tell. so, yes, someone actually asked for a ticket to “Detergent” with a straight face.)

     
  3. 22:55

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    Reblogged from asianmaid

    image: Download

    (Source: anustartpop)

     
  4. 22:34

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    Reblogged from sunnywallflower

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    willsmiff:

kayleyhyde:

We all know that feeling, vending machine

#i am also full of snacks and darkness

    willsmiff:

    kayleyhyde:

    We all know that feeling, vending machine

     
  5. 22:01

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    Reblogged from beyoncebeytwice

    asian:

    I love it when my driving instructor ask me questions like “are your eyes even open”

    (Source: asian)

     
  6. 01:36

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    Reblogged from katara

    (Source: cameos)

     
  7. 01:33

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    Reblogged from katara

    theblackestwidow:

    THIS MAN IS A GIFT

    (Source: sandandglass)

     
  8. 01:30

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    Reblogged from oddsynchronicity

     
  9. 01:22

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    Reblogged from asianmaid

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    thefrogman:

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  10. 01:18

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    Reblogged from youngsandwich

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Angelina Jolie’s dress was an expression of her kids’ creativity: Luigi Massi, the master tailor at Atelier Versace, sewed dozens of designs from her children’s drawings into the dress and veil.

    Angelina Jolie’s dress was an expression of her kids’ creativity: Luigi Massi, the master tailor at Atelier Versace, sewed dozens of designs from her children’s drawings into the dress and veil.

    (Source: people.com)